And we shall call him the Pragmatic Professor
Everything in my classes will be subjective. A quaint mix of realism and cynicism. It’s all relative with the Prag at the head of the class.
Can’t finish a paper? Blame it on the harshness of your reality.
Don’t understand a topic? Blame your socio-economic status.
It’s not like I’ll be sober enough to read your handwriting anyway…
A brief introduction to one of our distinguished and honorary professors.
