And we shall call him the Pragmatic Professor

pragmatism:

Everything in my classes will be subjective. A quaint mix of realism and cynicism. It’s all relative with the Prag at the head of the class.

Can’t finish a paper? Blame it on the harshness of your reality.

Don’t understand a topic? Blame your socio-economic status.

It’s not like I’ll be sober enough to read your handwriting anyway…

A brief introduction to one of our distinguished and honorary professors.