October 2010
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August 2010
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New Course Just Added! SS 201: Dealing with Tumblr...
Fall semester fills up fast, so sign up today!
June 2010
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You all had better be in class. We are taking...
March 2010
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Spring break is quickly approaching. Where are...
February 2010
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Night classes cancelled due to weather.
January 2010
6 posts
shit
akingslife:
i need to learn how to actually reblog a post correctly…i feel like i do it wrong all the time…after 6 months on tumblr i should know right?
Stop skipping classes.
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ATTENTION STUDENTS:
As of now all Tumblarity classes are officially cancelled…
New Offerings Include:
T-101: Post Tumblarity Drama
T-102: History of Tumblarity and It’s Affects on Self-Esteem
Sign up now, limited space available…
Drink as though you are partying with the cast of...
Fist Pumping 101 coming soon.
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Rejected from TumblrU. Tumblr Community College...
(via)
First rule of Tumblr: you don't delete it.
When you joined, you joined for life.
You don’t need to “delete” it, just don’t log on. Find something else to do. Forget. Move on. Have a nice life. Don’t do the pretend “I’m never coming here again” thing that everyone does by coming here and saying “I’m never coming here again.” Jesus. Is this an attention thing when people do...
December 2009
13 posts
Wakethedevil will never be accepted into TumblrU
ericd14:
I could only imagine his admissions essay…
We received it last week, and aren’t even bothering to inform him that he has been rejected.
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Ok, time to meet some of your new classmates...
get involved in extracurricular activities and start following each other…
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Students: Check your e-mail...
It's 4:30pm on a Tuesday. Are you kids drinking...
Don’t bother coming to class if you are too busy studying for your exams.
November 2009
13 posts
ALL STUDENTS ARE EXPECTED TO BE AS HUNGOVER AS...
Please withdraw as soon as possible if your are unable to cooperate.
Looks like our most popular major is going to be...
Check your inboxes this week for an e-mail from the TumblrU admissions department…
"I don't think my political science BA is gonna...
-Prospective TumblrU Applicant
Click here to apply today and let TumblrU help you reach the world!
Lesson 1
pragmatism:
The secret to pouring a perfect cocktail is understanding that not everyone is an alcoholic. From personal experience, and after numerous consultations with both my psychiatrist and general physician, I have come to acknowledge that not everyone enjoys drinking a triple. However, two simple rules of thumb are as follows:
When pouring a cocktail, a 1.5 second pour over ice, followed...
And we shall call him the Pragmatic Professor
pragmatism:
Everything in my classes will be subjective. A quaint mix of realism and cynicism. It’s all relative with the Prag at the head of the class.
Can’t finish a paper? Blame it on the harshness of your reality.
Don’t understand a topic? Blame your socio-economic status.
It’s not like I’ll be sober enough to read your handwriting anyway…
A brief introduction to one of...
"I'd like to use my Bachelors in Tumblarity to...
-Prospective Tumblr University applicant
“Because ever since I was a little girl, it’s been my dream to go to Tumblr...”
– Kevin, Official Member of the Tumblr U Class of 2013
*~*~*APPLICATION OF ADMISSIONS*~*~* →
Nothing is happening on Tumblr. Tumblr University...
thatguychad:
Too many people trying to apply. It’s Ivy League guys. We ain’t no ITT Tech.
Tumblr University classes:
thatguychad:
Tumblarity 101 (English)
How to Keep Your Number Above 101 (Math)
GPOYW (Intro to the Arts)
SNPD (Art History)
How to Successfully Run More Than One Tumblog (Business)
Is Changing the Name of Your Tumblr Ethical (Ethics)
Hashtags 101 (Library Sciences)
Tumblr and its Role in the Universe (Science)
People of Tumblr (Anthropology)
Tumblr & Brain Sciences (Psychology)
...
